Laura Barton 

Why plant a placenta? It makes a great lasagne

Laura Barton: Actor Matthew McConaughey has revealed that he plans to plant the placenta of his newborn son. How unoriginal
  
  


It is safe to say that actor Matthew McConaughey has not been restrained on the subject of his newborn son, Levi. Already he has told us about the "tribal" rhythms of his partner's contractions, and the Biblical origin of the baby's name (humbly enough, from his favourite verse in the book of Matthew), and now, this week, he has let us know precisely what he plans to do with Levi's placenta: plant it.

"When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river," McConaughey began, "and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan, whatever Aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength."

In the west, placentas are usually incinerated, but placenta-planting ceremonies are becoming more common. They are considered a fitting manner in which to commemorate the birth, and help to enrich the soil - at Harleyford Road Community Garden in London, for example, placentas from local births help fertilise the plants. Placenta-planting has long been part of other cultures: the Maori believe it reinforces our bond with the earth; the Navajo, native Hawaiians and Costa Ricans do the same.

McConaughey was not the first Hollywood actor to share his placenta-plans with the world; in 2006, Tom Cruise let it be known that he planned to eat his daughter Suri's placenta. Eating the placenta is known as "placentophagy" and some claim it is beneficial to the health of the new mother. Accordingly, a host of placenta recipe websites now offer step-by-step guides to everything from roast afterbirth to placenta lasagne.

Finally, if you are at a loss with what to do with your placenta, why not consider a spot of placenta art? You'll need a sheet of quality watercolour paper, one placenta, some blood and amniotic fluid. "Many parents have found this to be a fun activity as well as giving them a unique, artistic keepsake of their pregnancy," notes one website. Reports that Brangelina have sold exclusive rights to their twins' placenta pictures are unconfirmed at time of going to press.

 

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