Do you prefer healthy food or fast food? I like a bit of both. I watched Super Size Me last night, which freaked me out. But if you mix 'em up, as long as you eat healthily, you can always have a bit of junk food.

Have you ever dieted? No, but I did get a part once where they wanted me to look all fit and I had to get a personal trainer for six weeks, which I hated. I wasn't allowed to eat potatoes or the skin off chicken. I did as I was told because it was for a job, and I did feel healthy at the end of it.

Do you take any exercise? I used to play Sunday league football, but since I started getting famous people want to break my legs.

How do you chill out? I like to smoke weed, that's my biggest vice. I watch telly or play my Xbox 360, and just stay out of trouble.

What have you eaten today? Fuck all, babe - I have got a lager in my hand. I can go all day without food, then my lovely girlfriend will cook me a beautiful meal.

Do you smoke? Marlboro Lights. I get the white tip ones if I'm abroad.

Do you drink alcohol? I can drink for days - I'm a bit rock'n'roll. I wouldn't say I was an alcoholic, but I like my booze as much as the next man.

Are you vain? It's human instinct to want other human beings to find you attractive, I don't care who you are.

Danny Dyer is an actor currently presenting The Real Football Factories on Bravo. Interview by Stevie Brown.